Berlin has three gay saunas: Gate, Apollo and Boiler.

A few days ago, as I finished speaking to another interior designer about doing some work in the sauna, I had to face it, I simply don’t have the foggiest what I want my little Magnum to look like.

Sure enough, looking at pictures from ten years ago and today, the caption’We’ve come a long way baby’ is fitting. Still, it’s like everything I do in life, chaotic, on the spot, or delayed for ever.

This got me thinking about my personal experiences in other saunas. And sure enough, each business, each place, I’ll have an opinion within seconds of having walked around in it.